Coviding

Someone who comes to close to you (between 2 meters) than can/will infect you with Covid-19

AAHHHHH STOP IT RICK! STOP COVIDING ME!!!

by Sodepaha October 1, 2020

Covid Stock

The charts of COVID-19 Cases is similar to a high sentiment stock in the stock market. There are many waves like some of the technical ways to define stock charts.

Have you seen the COVID stock? It's rising quicker than Apple's stock. I definitely see lots of volatility. 2020 was definitely the year it popped off.

by invester January 8, 2021

Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 25, 2020

Lowest Covid Denominator

Collectively, people who are the perpetrators of spreading covid and ruining it for the largest possible number of people

Well, here we go, another lockdown, the lowest covid denominator is why we can't have nice things.

LCD sounds like a mental disease...

by not a gman July 13, 2020

Covid-🇲🇺

When the island paradise turned tax haven, which used to earn its main revenue by exporting quality raw sugar, wished the coronavirus would suffer the same fate as the dodo—Mauritius needs tourists and tax fugitives to come back to revive its comatose economy.

How long would Mauritius—a lackey of China, which could easily or freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size—have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?

by Covido November 21, 2020

Covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has turned to prostitution

Lollipop: oh hell no, bitch, don’t be trying to take my corner just cuz u a covid whore
Mandy: fuck off, sasquatch, you would probably make more money if you put a mask on

by Butter Mike May 18, 2020

covid cheese

The cheese from covid-19

Patient: “You don’t want that covid cheese.”

by amanda__panda August 12, 2021