A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird
by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019
Get the Peanut buttermug. Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.
by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015
Get the buttered carrotmug. The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023
Get the Cowboy Buttermug. When you ejaculate in between the ass cheeks of a person, and push the cheeks together, thus creating a human Nutter Butter.
by thesploogiestsplooger October 18, 2018
Get the Nutter Buttermug. "Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"
"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."
"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."
by Drunken38 July 5, 2019
Get the satchel buttermug. Also known as having your butter dropped, when your hiking in the woods and you find a clear trail to walk on after having some bad hotdog luck
Hiker one: finally, I can see the main trial. We are saved
Hiker two: I think my butter just dropped
Hiker one: I know man this is some butter luck
Hiker two: I think my butter just dropped
Hiker one: I know man this is some butter luck
by Satansbaby666 April 30, 2020
Get the Butter luckmug. Hope’s peak caffiteria is now Selling Mondo butter! It is delicious and is made up of the ultimate biker gang leader mondo Owada goes well with toast, pancakes, waffles, sweet corn and you can put it on your sandwiches as well! Although butter is also good with cooking with, such as hope’s peaks famous deep fried Teruteu
by Castaway_lillypad June 30, 2022
Get the Mondo buttermug.