buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022

Milking a Dragon

Receiving a surprisingly warm or spicy facial.

Lee: “What a night…”

Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”

Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”

Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”

by Mickey Rawlins June 28, 2022

Milk of magnesia

Used to describe white people in terms of attraction. (Colloquial)

Dami: that white girl is attractive

Rashaan: taking a sip of the milk of magnesia are we?
Or
Dami: im so in love with (white person)
Rashaan: you're knee deep in the milk of magnesia

by Solomoon64 July 5, 2022

Giuseppe milk

When you mix a group of elements, preferably from the periodic table, and it makes a while liquid. This liquid is Giuseppe's milk.

Fuck yeah, drink up that Giuseppe milk Growse.

by Giuseppe September 4, 2022

Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.

Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.

by CC Creators December 1, 2022

Snek Milk

Snek milk is a scrumptious food that you can only get from sneks. It will grant you eternal life, you fat whore.
HOW TO OBTAIN THE MILK
1. Find snek
2. Grab snek by neck
3. Spin snek
4. Collect milk flung out of snek
HOW TO EAT MILK
1. Place in boot
2. eat it you fat whore
Snek milk is endangered so if you manage to get some make sure you dont waste any and eat every morsel you fat whore.

Fat Whore: "Yes I finally got some snek milk! *drinks offensivly* snek milk I wish that I will not be a fat whore anymore.
Snek Milk: "fak you you fat whore"

by 00milky_loaf00 April 28, 2022

Milk Mouth

When you absolutely slam a glass of milk and you get that sightly uncomfortable aftertaste in your mouth for a good minute.

"Bro do you have any gum? I'm suffering from milk mouth right now."

by ToXiC-S May 3, 2022