Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

stepbrother-in-law

1- Stepsibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepbrother.

My stepbrother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.

Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

Shekel Law

When you throw a penny at something to call it.

I call Shekel law on the large slice of pie.

by ImagineWiigons March 1, 2019

Shepherd's Law

According to Jaliea's ( Leah) theory, on 23rd of September 1997, she discovered that she could communicate with the species called a "goat". So in January, on the date of the 29th, 2014. She furthered her studies and decided to name this spectacular; this wondrous happening of a miracle the "Shepherd's Law." In this current time it is now known to man that there is only 2 creatures that could actually communicate with these species including herself with the other being Sade. Both are girls and happen to discover this by letting out there inner self. They both got the title shepherd in front of their nicknames "Shepherd Syco" and Jaliea's is "Shepherd Leeuh" wherein both is obviously derived from the "Shepherd's Law." For more information contact anyone from Duncan Town, Ragged Island. The Bahamas about this. Some said it is false but its up to you if you actually believe.

ohh look it's Shepherd Sade over there one of the girls who discovered the Shepherd's Law.

by It Girl April 12, 2014

Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM

Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis

by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021

child-in-law

gender neutral term for daughter/son- in- law for the nonbinaries / enbys

Sarah: Hi who is this?
Mary: Oh this is my child-in-law!

by crazgirl October 24, 2020