Premier goose

Goose with the finest feathers in all the land

Dayum that must be the premier goose, his feather game on point, dem jawns bougie af.

by Eagles2042 December 4, 2016

juicy goose

Hot gossip the inside information also know as the J G's.

I have the juicy goose on Kim K.

by ashcash16 December 17, 2015

Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016

Goose

A girl with fake tits.
(The two O's in goose represent the fake tits)

Check out that goose.

by Batdog444 November 29, 2018

Goosing

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.

"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."

by gewsing August 1, 2017

rough the goose

To masturbate vigorously.

And he said to her, "come on you mean to tell me you never rough the goose? "

by USmc2844 April 18, 2018