Shizz Biscuits

What one might say instead of swearing when someone with authority is around. Also used in the presence of young children or if something is not agreeable to oneself.
Shizz biscuits!!! I spilled my coffee!!!

Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!

HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011
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groove biscuit

1. A rock, r&b or blues tune intended primarily for dancing, with no or less emphasis on lyrics.

2. An analog disc record, particularly the thick, breakable 78rpm variety.
1. Blind Def's "Ma Two Front Teeth" is a seven-minute groove biscuit featuring the horn section.

2. We went to Spaz's place to spin some vintage groove biscuits, but all the surface noise gave me a headache.
by Catch-44 September 08, 2006
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biscuit time

The act of sitting around after you are technically finished with your work but not actively seeking further duties.

Derived from the phrase ‘sitting on your biscuit, never having to risk it.’

Biscuit time is ONLY during hours you would ordinarily be working. Breaks, lunch, or just slacking off when there are remaining galas is not considered to be proper biscuit time.
Really trying to rush through this list this morning. Hoping for some solid biscuit time after lunch today.
by Les1077 July 10, 2018
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space biscuit

A dank air biscuit. A fart so chunky you can't breathe, and neither can anyone else. You might as well be chugging the vacuum of space, because there is no air in here, there is only the space biscuit.
Open a window quick. Someone dropped a space biscuit, i'm drowning in stink.
by BlueRift September 20, 2020
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biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.
The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!
by tacotue August 06, 2023
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Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.
Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"
by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021
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prick biscuit

Ron DeSantis. A sad miserable little prick ruining a state because he’s a bitter booger who can’t rock white go-go boots and has delusions of being a big man one day instead of the small hate filled creature he is now.
Did you you see Ol’ pudding fingers Ron DeSantis? He’s such a prick biscuit he thinks slavery helped black people.
by SqueakyMeeps August 15, 2023
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