Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.
Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.
by Work Head December 1, 2018
Get the Mysterious Monkeymug. Weird lonely people on cord who've never experienced the nice refreshing feeling of touching grass. Gang monkeys include crashers,retards screaming nigger in a black cat and people who cloud chase on cord and people who think they though shit because they be "doxxing/swatting" niggas
Discordian: what's a gang monkey?
Discordian#2: horrendous people, you don't ever wanna meet them bro
Discordian#2: horrendous people, you don't ever wanna meet them bro
by Owner of 303 October 23, 2023
Get the Gang monkeymug. A mf who not only has facial resemblance to a monkey, but also acts like one. The kind of person who thinks Anime is cringe and Riverdale is good or that has ACAB and KAM in their bio. A person who is monkey made is also a little bitch, the kind who uses cheap moves in video games to win or showers 1-2 times a week
Homosexual:“Flying Raijin: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki!”
Heterosexual: “Bro you’re fucking monkey made”
Heterosexual: “Bro you’re fucking monkey made”
by ImBetterThanYouInXenoverse2 January 15, 2021
Get the Monkey mademug. by BXplicit December 9, 2008
Get the monkey trailingmug. A term for describing someone behaving in an almost baboon-like, primal, and indefinitely African American way.
"Has anyone seen Smith, that fucking boof monkey stole my water bottle."
"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"
"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"
by Miwotic November 17, 2020
Get the Boof Monkeymug. by ILoveEcchiAnime August 10, 2019
Get the freeze the monkeymug. The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.
Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.
by Goshma Ballsich November 14, 2013
Get the monkey groomingmug.