chopped and screwed

To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.

self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.

by cabbageASS June 11, 2006

karate chop in session

1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.

I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.

by godsp33d August 24, 2009

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

fosh ohnd chops

The way an Aussie hears a New Zealander say Fish and Chips. See Fish n chips.
(Australian equivalent: "Feesh in cheeps")

*Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink*

Noone says "Fosh ohnd Chops"....instead we say Fish and chips" or "Fish 'n' Chips"

by Hehe...dtk spelt "Fish and Chips" wrong July 12, 2004

suck my chops

To pour hot sauce over one's anus and lick it off.

"Jack sucked Mac's chops!"
Or
"Hey babe, wanna suck my chops?"

by _chaz March 1, 2016

yin yang chop

Packing a chop bowl in the shape of the Yin Yang symbol to achieve an even balance of weed and tobacco.

damn, my boy Chadrick packed me a fat Yin Yang Chop bowl that shit had me zoning

by RickChadBrad June 24, 2020

mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

by redexplosion March 21, 2009