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Tech Guy

The coolest guy in school who fixes your tech stuff. He is around 26 years old, tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is so hot.
Tech guy is soooooo hot!!!!!! ;0
by Idea Pigeon June 19, 2018
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nail tech

The occupation of internet gods. Pedobear, Shotacat and Loloki are all nail techs. Anon is the expert nail tech.

Scumbag Steve is an aspiring nail tech but he cannot seem to climb the seven stairs to exit his mom's basement.
Anon: I need a mani-pedi, quick!
Loloki: I am a nail tech, why won't you invite me to beauty express?
Pedobear: Me too
Shotacat: Purr purr, do thaaaat.
Scumbag Steve: Can I do your nails, I have the best china glaze!
Chorus: Techni-coloured YAWN.
by S.S. Tasche March 29, 2011
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tech beeeyatch

yo - you the tech beeeyatch
by Donny Ozmond June 5, 2003
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TechXen

A former Standoff 2 player in Asia, and former leader of Generation Zero (GenZ). He's also a well-known manager back in Galaxy Network (GN So2). Now currently is retired.

He's also degenerate. He likes to play a lot of FPS-related games. Including CS:GO, Valorant. He's also a big fan of rhythm games such as Osu, Muse Dash, and many others. Sometimes a hypocrite but most of the time caring for other people around him. Able to speak 3 languages. Makes Valorant videos when he's available.
TechXen is chilling.
by ewiwa February 11, 2023
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Techxican

Foreign tech workers doing Bay Area tech work for less driving down wages in the technology industry and making finding a engineering job harder.
Bro i got laid off last month and can’t find a job these Techxicans keep coming over from India to do the engineering jobs for pennies on the dollar.
by Fantastic Mr.Raccoon September 26, 2023
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Techxistential

(adjective) – The overwhelming feeling of dread or confusion caused by realizing how much of your life depends on technology, especially during moments of tech failure.
“When my phone died and I couldn’t remember my best friend’s number, I had a full-on techxistential crisis.”
by Vyxor January 3, 2025
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Tech gals

Question: where did all this beef come from?
can't all of you chill we got two years left. Can't we all just get along, and for F**k sake if you have an issuse address it dont bitch
by Dominique Tech gal and proud October 2, 2003
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