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technicide

The end result of becoming so infuriated at a piece of technology that one renders it useless by throwing it into a wall, dropping it out a window, taking a baseball bat to it, shooting it, etc. just to show once and for all who really is lord and master. See Office Space.
Ted couldn't stand his cellphone dropping every third call due to a malfunctioning internal antenna, so he committed technicide by renting a steamroller for an hour and running over it while Bill recorded the video on Ted's new phone.
by The Dumb Ox January 19, 2009
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Techlology

Technology used by the masses. Also used to describe a having a sparce view/knowledge of technology
"I'm great with Windows, I'm great with Technology"
"you mean Techlology"
by GratuitousEsquire March 14, 2009
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Technical Woody

To become aroused, from the viewing or using of technology.
Male 1:Hey, did you see the new TV we installed!?
Male 2: Hell yeah, talk about a technical woody.
by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009
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technical love

Technically love. It can be looked upon as love, but barely. It has everything that love has. But it's only technical.
They're going through the motions...but so does a machine. They produce technical love.
by Maphael October 14, 2011
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shoelace technique

tie ur dick in a shoelace while it's still on ur foot and stomp on the ground as hard as possible.
nigga i cant walk now thanks to the shoelace technique
by tnginanggagopota March 5, 2018
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Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.
Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!
by Oofnun September 1, 2010
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technovictorian

One who embraces the technological advances of the present and future without sacrificing the courtesies and eloquence of a lost age.
The technovictorian could often as often be found sitting in the library with a mug of tea as crunching numbers at the screen with a can of Jolt.
by Neurodancer February 19, 2004
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