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Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.
by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018
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National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.
Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!
by supervisor.handyman March 10, 2023
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Tech

Technical High school is the home of the tigers and the homes for the fobs that smells like chicken curry iskadaqa uur baathaana naacaalac ku taalay Bastarin.But if you're randomly feeling like to be blamed for something come on down to our school you will be convicted of things you didn't do even tho you weren't at school that day. Tech girls are rebellious so watch out they are a handful. Tech niggas love sharing clothes and they look like the bottom of my shoes 😍 . Come on down to the farm land St.cloud MN and sign up today !!!!
bet1980s. Meaning yes or I agree.
"Yo Tech niggas are so ugly bro "

" I know right

" Tech girls think that they the shit lately"
" OMM G"
by Realnegro3000 December 6, 2016
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Tech Bum

1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!

2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011
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Wilcox Tech

A shit technical high school in Meridian where three mice including Mouse Guapo live. With cockroaches, moldy food, greedy whores, and shit teachers.
Girl 1: Have you been to Wilcox Tech?
Girl 2: Fuck, yeah, it's shit.
by AP System April 17, 2022
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TRI-County Tech

Clemson is great and all but TRI-County Tech really is the Harvard of the hills.
by Snowdaylord June 14, 2021
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Tech Turkey

A person who does not have, use, or know how to use, phone apps.
Don't be such a tech turkey. Download some apps on your phone!
by JayBuck September 12, 2016
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