by Buttorange101 February 24, 2018
One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.
Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.
by Cumsack198 May 04, 2022
by krissy betch July 06, 2013
by Natertater1633 November 15, 2020
the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.
by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015
The aftermath of emotionally displeasing a male Herbert. A Herb Turd is an irrational response to a seemingly ordinary situation. The Herb Turd can be identified by unfriendly behaviour, faceblocking and the establishment of ancedotal chinese whispers.
Person 1: I tried to contact Herbert via Facebook the other day but he was gone from my friends list
Person 2: Man, you totes got faceblocked. Thats a Herb Turd right there, and believe me, that shit sticks.
Person 2: Man, you totes got faceblocked. Thats a Herb Turd right there, and believe me, that shit sticks.
by HighLevelDisinfectant April 28, 2011