1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"
"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008
Get the Bed time story mug.What, were you experiencing a sex story from me? I haven't even finished puberty by the time this definition was posted, go to horny jail.
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Another name for a teaspoon, which stirs a cup of tea.
It can also be used to describe any other spoon which stirs anything.
It can also be used to describe any other spoon which stirs anything.
I put some sugar into my cup of tea and I need to stir it, so I ask another person to pass 'the stirring iron', so I can stir the sugar into my tea.
I need a stirring iron to mix .......
I need a stirring iron to mix .......
by Aussie born European July 26, 2006
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guy: yeah, i like the song, i just can't rap it because i cannot understand them!
guy: yeah, i like the song, i just can't rap it because i cannot understand them!
by blah_.blah_.blum_. May 4, 2018
Get the stir fry mug.The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
by LJonesy October 6, 2011
Get the Cool story bro mug.When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.
Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story
by Skinny Lou May 20, 2016
Get the A Christmas Story mug.when a dude is banging a girl instead of just back and forth boring thrusts he rotates his hips in a circle and "stirs it up"
by tbabie April 10, 2009
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