squirrel

seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.

The invasion of Iraq

by God November 19, 2003

squimp

A theoretical squid-shrimp hybrid, which would taste excellent both in battered rings or barbecued.

"Squimp?", Hank squawked as he spat out the sandwich, "I thought it was scamprawn! You KNOW I can't stand squimp!"

by Mad Dave June 14, 2007

squirmy

when you hold a girl down and shoot skeet on her somewhere you know she dont like!(the hair,face etc..)

last night i held marcy down and gave her a squirmy. i blew nut all in her hair!

by cereo November 15, 2006

Dirt squirrel

This term can describe a wide variety of people but in general a Dirt Squirrel is a person(s) who is dirt poor and/or has a bizarre facial complexion and/or is very spastic and has ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) and/or just looks dirty. Most of whom are found in north-western Ontario or Ancaster, Ontario, Canada.

Look at that guy driving his ATV to the beer store with his little girl sitting in the back, what a Dirt Squirrel!

or

Scott can't sit still for more than 2 seconds, look at that Dirt Squirrel scratch his head like he hasn't had a shower in a week!

by Mitchell H. September 28, 2005

squirly

When you're really drunk or hungover. It's just a feeling, ya know?

I'm going to lay low tonight. I've been feeling squirly all day and can't shake it.

Scenario: At a bar.

Discussion: I gotta get the fuck outta here.

by KMYERS September 7, 2009

Billy Squire

1. a slang phrase used when talking about male masturbation, due to the singer "Billy Squire" having wrote the song "The Stroke".
2. a code word used during the Annual "40 Days/40 Nights Competition" at Turpin,OK that stands for having lost the bet by having jerked it.

"Dude, Kurtis pulled a Billy Squire after the first day of the competition...sad, sad man."

by Chanman32 February 14, 2008

german flying squirrel

the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.

I gave Johnny a german flying squirrel last night and he barely survived without his snorkel.

by Leashie December 9, 2008