Yaught Squat

The act of being a squatteron a Yaught

Come on over to my new home. I'm a yaught squatter in Newport Beach!

by stiladam April 1, 2009

Frogling Squat

When you struggle with bowel movements.

Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.

He's been in there for ages!

I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.

Someone light a match in here.

Sorry, had a frogling squat.

by Frog Turd December 15, 2009

box squatter

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.

the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.

by postal goddess May 15, 2011

Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

by gnome dog May 30, 2011

Mob Squat

Verb

A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.

When unhappy with the status quo, people gather in a Mob Squat to unleash their frustration.

by Morons Are Really Pathetic March 6, 2012

d squat

Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.

I did a d squat on my boyfriend's dick to mark my territory.

by Dick Nastyyy March 16, 2014

frog squat

When a woman squats over a man like a frog about to hop and has intercourse with him.

"Later tonight your going to do the frog squat on my dick"

by skydreamland April 13, 2014