spunk II

random idiot who simps for j---e

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by anonymous March 9, 2022

spunk II

random idiot who likes -----

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 9, 2022

Splink Splink

A vocal expression of instant gratification.

After a hot-rail, I always say “Splink Splink”.

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022

Spunk

Liquid released from the male genitalia that has the ability to impregante a fertile woman

Imma spunk in your tight pussy

by wilhelmpoondog April 11, 2022

Spunk

The feeling of being super drunk

Holy fuck bro i’m absolutely spunk right now

by willfinn April 30, 2022

Splinkledink

Is the feeling when you’re so disappointed, that you can’t even be disappointed anymore.

I'm having such a splinkledink moment right now, ever since my wife fucked Jerome. I thought she really loved me. God I'm disappointed.

by idiotmonkeyman May 15, 2022