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Shifter

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a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.

The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.

Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.
Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."
by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013
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Shite

by Anthony G. July 31, 2003
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shitter

A way of describing in slang a situation or an event.
Thats a real shitter
Wouldnt it be a shitter if a meteor hit the earth tommorrow
by Drew L April 28, 2006
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shite

tha wasa loada shite, "rubbish" "crap" "no good" some parts of england especially the more "north", also in the "black country" the "west midlands", "austrailia" they say shiuyte,
shite shyte shiutye wharever, that goal was laoda shiyte
by bute December 28, 2005
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shitter

where poop comes out of (asshole, back door, brown eye, corn hole, pooper, prison purse)
my daddy raped me in my shitter last night
by 1010011 February 11, 2015
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crip shitter

the largest toilet in the bar , the one with the big seat and easy handles when youre wasted. should be used by the wheelchair brigade but they never out that late
"man i am wasted but i aint gonna make the crapper upstairs" "ok dude , use the crip shitter , its got anice big seat and loads of handles so you dont fall on your ass"
by groovy wordbender November 19, 2009
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pube shitter

someone who eats pubes and shits them out
by manbearpigBruno May 16, 2010
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