Punching The Shark

Masturbation - usually referring to an Australian male pleasuring himself

That bloke Henry got caught "punching the shark" when his mum walked in on him!

by Aussie Bloke December 18, 2012

Shark Attack

A powerful concoction of vodka and pineapple with a splash of blue Curacao and a splash of grenadine. It must be mixed in that order for proper effect (which is somewhat similar to that of a Tequila Sunrise). The Curacao and grenadine sweeten it, but they're mostly for color.

In Savannah, Georgia a splash of Coke is added to give the drink the look of the murky sea water of Tybee Island. This is called a Tybee Shark Attack.

by RedneckSatyr November 17, 2011

loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.

Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now

by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016

Shark Boy

Shark Boy be weak. Only can swim. Not good at anything else.

Shark boy be weak.

by Tyrease Irwin III July 26, 2018

shark skin

a slang term for the disease psoriasis.

"Look at Chris's elbows. They look like shark skin!"
"DUDE. STFU THATS BECAUSE HE HAS PSORIASIS!"

by Christophaaaaa September 22, 2007

hall shark

A paper mache shark that terrorizes the freshmen of hickory high school

oh yea, it has a frickin laserbeam on its head.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm freshmen," said the hall shark.

by Woozlee December 15, 2008