splashin

When someone is struggling in a social situation. Like downing in a conversation/ action. Drowning on land

"I will leave your ass if you don't stop splashin'."

"I can't even watch this shit... this dude is splashin' up a storm."

"We gotta go.... this dude is splashin'"

by laundrycard June 28, 2016

Genital Jungle Splash

poop that makes a big plop sound when it reaches the toilet

hey im a little embarassed. I'm afraid they heard that genital jungle splash i just did.

by portopottytipper!!!aahahahahahawlkjh;sldkjf January 14, 2005

slash

another way of saying no in a harsh way

Tommy:Your going to the circus tonight right?
Me:Slash, I'm not 3yr. old anymore.

by bodacious cutie July 6, 2005

Slasher

one who slashes. Mainly known as, The SlasheR

by SlasheR September 21, 2003

Splashdown

Often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning

Great guys, Splashdown all over the sofa last night.

by boomboomchiccaboom June 22, 2010

slash-mate

someone who knowingly screws their friends over for their own shitty self-interests.

Brandon: Damn, I can't believe those assholes in room 2059 got us all in trouble again.

Jake: Fuck, what a bunch of slash-mates.

by PowerBar December 15, 2008

Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009