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The gateway to bullying, depression, and death:(
Guy 1: So, how did he die? Guy 2: School :(
by Oreo:) October 8, 2016
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School

Homeschooled person: “Hey wanna hang.”

Other person “Not I have to go to hell.”
Homeschooled person: “Wait what?!”
Other person: “School.”
by fangirl2.0 May 17, 2018
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School

a long and pointless part of life to suck out your soul and for the government to decide whether you're going to live in riches or if you're going into a soul-sucking career with barely a salary. they also hand out something called homework that'll make sure you can never follow your REAL ambitions. it's fucking horrible and the sooner people realise the better.
person1: hey what's that sound?

person2: the souls of the dammed, over there at the school

person1: I thought that's what I heard, poor students
by Seishin_The_Dutchie April 29, 2020
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School

School

Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives , and then 12 more years of it...

This is the true definition of school...

And if you want you can spice it up a bit. (Six stupid crappy fucking hours of our god forsaken lives...)
Teacher asks you for the meaning of school, you reply "six crappy fucking hours of our lives"
by Ultra_Urban_Godzilla December 2, 2014
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School

The place you go to learn useless skills like trigonometry. Not where you go to learn how to actually live life outside your little shell.
by derpykangaroo00 March 8, 2017
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School

The worst possible thing that can happen to a kid first they fill your head with crap and then they expect you to have no social life or freedom when you misbehave (actually be an individual) they punish you

They make you a ricegum
School= prison
by Oof_boi90000+ December 19, 2018
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School

The entrance of hell, enter at your own risk.
"bro, our new school looks like a literal hellhole"

"that's cause it is"
by -nks February 8, 2023
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