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Salts

Salts stands for “Smiled a little then stopped” if you wanna put lol through text, but you really didn't laugh out loud, and only smiled for a second, its perfect
Jerry: Hey look at this funny meme
*Jerry set a photo*
Luis: Haha salts
by SatansMassiveBalls January 19, 2023
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Smiled A Little Then Stopped
instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”
by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023
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Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
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salted queer

by Callsok February 5, 2023
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salt

salt popcorn > sweet popcorn

YOU CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
by kaidousimp December 6, 2022
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salt monkey

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt
by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022
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Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.
Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.
by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022
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