Jewish Salad

Giving a rimjob to someone with an extremely hairy a**hole.

I had to floss after I gave Ms. Goldman a Jewish Salad.

by T.I.O. Reaper July 25, 2011

meatball salad

It's a conundrum, a mystery, a situation seemingly unsolvable.

I was going to give him a rim but he hadn't bathed in three days. What a fucked up meatball salad.

by Doyle coldiron February 20, 2015

Spaghetti Salad

When a woman is tossing a man's salad and her tongue gets tangled up in his long ass hole hairs.

Betty and Sal were enjoying a spaghetti salad when she was shocked by his lack of manscaping.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

by El coyote September 7, 2019

Smoked Trout Salad

A variation on tossing the salad.

The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.

Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.

by goatofwisdom July 15, 2011

Nova Scotian salad

A Twist on the tossed salad; the Nova Scotian Salad is the act of eating semi-digested salad from your partners anus. During the act you must wear a Viking Horn Helmet and cot your toung in fish oil.

Hey you Hoser, I'm looking to marry my girl friend, but she is hesitant, any tips?

Yeah Brah, prepare her a Nova Scotian Salad.

by Anal OPA April 24, 2018

Go eat a salad

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.

Hey fat fuck go eat a salad

by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020