safety first

safety first:
1) loves to rage
2) tour is life
3) the brothers past mascot
4) slinging bunk yay on lot
5) trying to talk to all the ladies

"safety first brah!!!"

by coolgirl April 18, 2005

SafetyMan

A cock sucking, eretile dissfunction having hippo.

I fucked a SafetyMan!

by TwIzTiDxErO May 9, 2005

safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

Salty

A term popular among firefighters, to describe a firefighter who is aged and/or very experienced. It also describes a firefighter who is bitter because of his career choice.

One:Hey Captain, who is the SOD guy replacing our engineer.

Two:Oh you mean engineer McGuiness?

One:Damn I hate that salty firefighter. He is so old.

Two:Show him respect he was one of the first to respond to the metro crash.

by MrMiami December 13, 2012

Salty Cabbage

When a guy wipes a huge booger on his penis right before he gets a sloppy blow job from a fat chick.

Ex. 1 - that chick was really fat and looking extra hungry, so I gave her a salty cabbage.

Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.

by chumplet December 9, 2008

Salty

Word that dumb-ass people use.

Tristan shouted "Salty" after playing a dating simulator.

Abundo was not noticed by senpai, which has caused him to feel salty.

by SmartGuy1 March 1, 2015

salty

A stupid word made up by kids who play video games all day that they say means "mad" or "angry". Salty is a taste, not an emotion. Someone can't be a taste.

Why are you salty?

by Laddy16 July 19, 2016