To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.
"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."
"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."
"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."
by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024
Get the Quinny bush-roast mug.1) When a group of three get humiliated.
2) There is drama between a group of three that you don't care about.
2) There is drama between a group of three that you don't care about.
1) Ex: Emma, Emily, and Edmond totally got roasted toasted baloasted by Emelyn the other day!
2) Ex: What? What three got into a fight? It all just seems like a case of roasted toasted baloasted to me..
2) Ex: What? What three got into a fight? It all just seems like a case of roasted toasted baloasted to me..
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
Get the roasted toasted baloasted mug.When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)
by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024
Get the Rump Roasted mug.When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.
by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024
Get the Dionysian Spit Roast mug.The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.
Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.
Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.
Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!
by The Gallagher July 30, 2024
Get the Ethiopian Roast Game mug.A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.
Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.
by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025
Get the Split Roasting mug.The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
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