Roast Beef

Logan’s dream of fucking Mia and her roast beef

Logan: “I had a dream last night I was fucking Mia’s Roast Beef”

by bobby124912039804 September 8, 2025

Rainy Day Roast Beef

When it is raining and you take a roast beef sandwich and drip the juice into yo girls pussy and then drink it out of her.

"Milenna loves a rainy day roast beef"

by roastbeefer October 30, 2023

Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 29, 2020

Roast

A roast can be defined as a well timed and smart comeback to an insult or diss that is not too off-topic and usually emotionally hurts the perpetrator

Person 2: I threw a frisbee and it came back and hit me
Person 1: No one cares.
Person 2: About you they don't. (Roast)
Example 2
Person 2: My cat died today
Person 1: Did i ask?
Person 2: But bitches don’t ask they listen (Roast)

by Tetrisandlemonade00 April 22, 2022

roasting bed

1. a bed that's too hot
2. a bed that roasts you when you lie down or sit on the bed

This is a roasting bed!

by DMreal July 16, 2022

roast beef cutter

Euphemism for scissoring.

"Is that the roast beef cutter?"

"The what?"

"Roast beef cutter.. You know, what lesbians do."

by winniewins November 14, 2023

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022