Stoner deadbeat dad. Wears white wifebeaters, loose baggy jeans at least halfway down their ass, a cap with the visor facing any other direction than forwards, and sunglasses, exclusively and regardless of setting, including indoors.
Deeply homophobic, racist, and xenophobe. Hates everyone that is not him, basically. Potentially an anti-vaxxer. Will spew out unsolicited commentary about any and all minorities, how any sport other than baseball and football sucks, how immigrants are the bane of the world, how Millennials are self-centered twats that only think of themselves and want everything handed out to them (while being born at around 1990), at the drop of a hat and with no prompting.
When they're not modding their car, they'll be in the woods, gathered in packs, hunting. The amount of beer containers left behind trashing the place makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident.
Much as their female counterpart, as soon as things start going sideways, they'll start spewing out such amounts of profanity even Satan himself would blush and go "Geez, tone it down", while also threatening with bodily harm. Firearm-induced damage may or may not also be included in the threats, but more often than not it is.
Deeply homophobic, racist, and xenophobe. Hates everyone that is not him, basically. Potentially an anti-vaxxer. Will spew out unsolicited commentary about any and all minorities, how any sport other than baseball and football sucks, how immigrants are the bane of the world, how Millennials are self-centered twats that only think of themselves and want everything handed out to them (while being born at around 1990), at the drop of a hat and with no prompting.
When they're not modding their car, they'll be in the woods, gathered in packs, hunting. The amount of beer containers left behind trashing the place makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident.
Much as their female counterpart, as soon as things start going sideways, they'll start spewing out such amounts of profanity even Satan himself would blush and go "Geez, tone it down", while also threatening with bodily harm. Firearm-induced damage may or may not also be included in the threats, but more often than not it is.
"Oh no, it's Karen's husband, Richard."
by Not_A_Cat_84 August 18, 2020
Get the Richardmug. The act of inserting a small animal, usually a small rodent, up ones anus for sexual gratification. The reference to Richard Gear relates back to stories in the 1990s that Richard Gear had been admitted to hospital and needed to have a mole removed from his back passage. The act was thereafter named Richard's gear.
Grandad can I borrowing this pipe, I have been experimenting with Richard's Gear, I need something to connect my arse cavern to Chucky the hamsters rotastack.
by Kernowpete September 19, 2017
Get the Richard's gearmug. Richards, the word for someone called “Richard” who fails to live up to the high standard of live making. Women often leave disappointed and sad at the inappropriate jokes mentioned. You may how do I know? I be answer, I live with one.
by Truth_Bringer_117 January 8, 2022
Get the Richardsmug. Get the Richardmug. The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet, his ear piercing asserts his alpha energy and he will not hesitate in beating the shit out of you. He's into anime bitches and basketball, this infers he has an insanely large horse dong.
by Pr0cr4shtinate July 15, 2020
Get the Richard Zoumug. If you have a Richard in your life you are least lucky person on earth. He seems like the most assholey person ever but he comes from a tough background he usually goes through some type of trauma. He acts like a really tough person but inside he is delicate. if there is a Richard in your life then be very careful
by Theotherdumbasshole October 3, 2022
Get the Richardmug. John: Ah, i went to a restaraunt and ate too many mints after my meal and now i have a throbbing richard.
by Bunani Muncha January 19, 2017
Get the Throbbing Richardmug.