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uno reverse card gaunlet

The most powerful weapon in the known universe. Anyone who has held it has obliterated themselves in an instant. If you are able to wield such a weapon, you are most likely stronger than god himself. It is googol^9999999999999 the power of a single uno reverse card.
I will turn you into particles with my uno reverse card gaunlet
by uno reverse card gaunlet April 16, 2020
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uno reverse card resistance

you're basically immune to the uno reverse card.

yes, it's very very real.
-you smell
-no u
-*uno reverse card*
- you fool, i have uno reverse card resistance
by definitelynotalex69 October 9, 2020
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Uno reverse

when you answer somebody with a reverse uno card and they have to do what they said you should do.
Sofie: "I bet you can't do a backflip!"
Mia: *pulls out uno reverse card cutely*
Sofie: *does backflip cutely* *dies*
by Satan_Simp_OwO_blushes cutely January 31, 2022
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Uno Reverse Card

A deadly weapon too cruel and brutal for war. Holding this card guarantees that anyone who tries to attack you will instantly die.
Has been banned in all countries because of its instant contact lethality.
Even applies to non-physical attacks, such as emotional damage or punishments.
Teacher: You're getting detention
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: NOOOOOOO *proceeds to sit in detention for 50 hours*

Teacher 50 hours later: no bringing uno reverse cards to school
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: FML
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Reverse Google

The act of surfing the web with a laptop placed on your partners back during doggy style sex.
They were doin' the reverse google last night
by liquidvoltage June 20, 2007
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Reverse Canadian

the act of masterbating with your hand on your cock backwards.
Yo man i got bored of masterbating so i tried reverse canadian yesterday. Greatesr choice ever.
by Super boss dude guy October 31, 2010
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Double Reverse Blumpkin

The act where the woman is taking a shit on the edge of the toilet while the man, or another woman, is eating her out. An easier, but messier variation is where the woman shits on the man while he eats her out.

This is not to be confused with a Blumpkin, or a Reverse Blumpkin, which are two different, but closely related things.
The woman was tired of giving her husband blumpkins all the time, so she forced him into a Double Reverse Blumpkin.
by KinkyMaster September 12, 2017
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