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Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.
by Fat Balls for breakfast April 9, 2008
Get the Purple headed yogurt slingers mug.Man's best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one's meat pipe.
That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.
A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.
That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.
A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.
(on the phone)
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'
boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!
girl: jumpin' Jesus!
guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!
girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'
boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!
girl: jumpin' Jesus!
guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!
girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!
by Penetrator II: sploogement day March 22, 2009
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An Alcoholic beverage containing Golden Grain Alcohol or Everclear 190 pf, Sprite and any type of Grade Soda
WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.
WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.
"We had Purple Jesus at that Alpha Chi social last night, I slept with 2 sloots and made out with my best friend. The bartender said he's never seen such a blacked-out crowd by midnight"
"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"
"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"
by purpandred January 18, 2012
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Get the purple cush mug.When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.
by cuffy92 May 5, 2010
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woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...
by kkkkkara June 26, 2006
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