club pump

the guy at the bar who keeps drinking

when is that club pump going to stop, hes waisted

by billy dillhole June 1, 2006

Pumping out the bisquick

Masturbation, whacking it, blowing your load, jerking off, milking the lizard, cumming, pouding your pud, jizzing, strokin it, spanking the monkey, flogging your molly, paddle the pickle, wanking, rubbing one out, the big O, playing the skin flute, making toilet babies, releasing the kraken, jacking off, choking the chicken, shooting your pistol, beating the bishop, bust your nuts, jerkin the gherkin, getting your rocks off, slaying the dragon

Its best to start your day off right, getting a good nights sleep, eating a big breakfast and pumping out the bisquick

by keightisgreight December 8, 2010

pumped up chump

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically

daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Two-Pump Chump

1) when having sex and you only get it in twice before you done!!!!//// Two-Pump!!!!

haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump

by The Twin December 28, 2009

Anal Gas Pump

Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Colby loves to give chicks he meets the "Anal Gas Pump".

by AnonymousoftheDay November 12, 2011

pump my nads

a saying used to express excitment (either sexual or otherwise). comes from the word "gonads" meaning testicles.

"Mo-Lay" doesn't really pump my nads
-The Breakfast Club

by Vlad the Slayer March 16, 2010

Three Pump Flush

1. after recieving oral sex, the man has intercourse wit the lady. after 3 pumps, he ejaculates. the 3 pumps must be very thorough, and he must be close b4 he engages in sex, or else he wont give it the good ol 3 pumper.

2. after ejaculating, to get rid of after-cum, u give it 3 good pumps, then your clean.

1. "hey you kno that girl sally?"
"yea, i know her, shes sexy!"
"yea, well last night....i gave her the good ol Three Pump Flush"
"you lying bastard!"
2. "No after-cum stains on me, i gave my wang the good ol Three Pump Flush!"

by lshic January 19, 2008