club pump

the guy at the bar who keeps drinking
when is that club pump going to stop, hes waisted
by billy dillhole May 30, 2006
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Pumping out the bisquick

Masturbation, whacking it, blowing your load, jerking off, milking the lizard, cumming, pouding your pud, jizzing, strokin it, spanking the monkey, flogging your molly, paddle the pickle, wanking, rubbing one out, the big O, playing the skin flute, making toilet babies, releasing the kraken, jacking off, choking the chicken, shooting your pistol, beating the bishop, bust your nuts, jerkin the gherkin, getting your rocks off, slaying the dragon
Its best to start your day off right, getting a good nights sleep, eating a big breakfast and pumping out the bisquick
by keightisgreight December 08, 2010
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pumped up chump

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically
daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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Two-Pump Chump

1) when having sex and you only get it in twice before you done!!!!//// Two-Pump!!!!
haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump
by The Twin December 28, 2009
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Anal Gas Pump

Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.
Colby loves to give chicks he meets the "Anal Gas Pump".
by AnonymousoftheDay November 12, 2011
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pump my nads

a saying used to express excitment (either sexual or otherwise). comes from the word "gonads" meaning testicles.
"Mo-Lay" doesn't really pump my nads
-The Breakfast Club
by Vlad the Slayer March 16, 2010
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Fist pumped the wolf

The moment in a movie or t.v. show when something amazing or bizarre happens that boosts your level of moderately enjoying the film to loving it. The name comes from the scene in Fantastic Mr. Fox where George Clooney's character out of nowhere throws a fist pump in the air to a wolf and the gesture is reciprocated. The opposite of nuked the fridge or jumped the shark
Bad Lieutenant really fist pumped the wolf when Nic Cage started yelling at the imaginary iguanas.
by kodes55 January 03, 2010
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