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pirate patch

taking immense pleasure in releasing faeces onto a womans eye thus making it appear as a pirates patch.
ooo aaargh bitch ur a real pirate now!!
by Shimone October 28, 2003
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Pitching a loaf

Taking a sit down, Poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.

The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."
Boss: Get those tax returns done while I'm pitching a loaf.
by obey123omega January 11, 2009
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Patchouli

A perfume from the 70's and 80's that cover up the smell of drugs on them.
Dude can I borrow some of your patchouli,please my mom will kill me!!!!!!
by xXDONALDTRUMPXx June 28, 2016
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Patched

To be severely beaten by means of a patch-bay
Yo that MC was talkin shit to his producer and his producer patched him real quick-like for running his mouth...
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Patchoulian

Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
That Patchoulian just tried to sell me a poem!
by longrider700 January 10, 2015
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patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr
Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho
by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017
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pastry pitching

Throwing powdered doughnuts through your car windows at other moving vehicles. The most fun you'll ever have.
Last night we went pastry pitching and got three cars to chase us!
by The Azor April 25, 2007
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