period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

interjobal period

The time between when one has left their previous job and before their next job has begun. It is characterized by bliss, elation, and a feeling of euphoria, as the problems and stress of the prior job are no longer relevant, and the problems of the new job are not yet known.

During her interjobal period, Sarah traveled the world and enjoyed a sense of freedom and joy she hadn't felt in years.

by pastaronisata June 26, 2024

perioding

For when a female is on their period and is doing nothing for except bleeding

She was just sitting there, perioding

by SMD™ October 20, 2021

period ah period uh

Period ahhhh period uhhhhh

A term everyone uses when something is super slayyyy

Chads dick was period ah period uh

by Quandeldingel September 26, 2022

Period Drama

Television that can only be viewed by people who get periods.

Steve: Have you seen the period drama on BBC iPlayer recently?
Roger: Are you from Syria? I’m a man
Steve: Your loss. I’m just in touch with my inner vaj

by ThePonderer November 13, 2019

Period

when your uterus throws a tantrum

oh,no shes on her period

by anonymous January 19, 2022

Jestation Period

The period of time between reading a pun and the realization that it is a pun.

I was reading that "white boards were really remarkable" and the jestation period was at least a minute!

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021