Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

Parissanii

It’s my name what do it mean?

Hi my name is parissanii

by anonymous November 19, 2023

parisah

parisah is a very pretty girl , she looks like she walked straight out of a Disney movie. she's very social and gets along with everybody. shes smart while also being the it girl, every girl wishes she could be her and every boy wishes they could date her. she lights up any room she enters and is a walking ray of sunshine although if you get on her bad side it could be scary she is usually a very loving person if she is important to you. she is multitalented and has many hobbies.

"parisah is my inspo"

by lion15az80 November 20, 2023

Paris

Stupid dude with a hole in his hand he is gay and is very good at Fortnite he like penis like he like Abby and Fortnite , but he is very ass , shut up Paris

Paris is gay

by Crestofr November 20, 2023

Paris and Joel

These two will last forever. They are the most perfect couple in the entire world. Their relationship is the best one yet and both will do great things together. Paris and Joel respect each other and always keep their pinky promises.

Paris and Joel will last until the end of the world.

by anonymous4couples November 21, 2023

Paris Jackson

A dumb, bitchy girl who thinks she is the coolest thing that ever walked the planet yet is an untalented whore. She tries so hard to appear unique and edgy in an attempt to get more attention as if she hasn't gotten enough attention. She has no singing talent but has a record deal and makes the shittiest music known to man. She takes a million pictures of herself but claims she struggles with body image. She is one of the most anorexic models out there with a twiggy figure but claims she eats" hella burgers and fries". My ass. She has one of the most stuck up attitudes and has a nasty mouth and she wonders why everyone thinks she is a bitch. She claims she doesn't want to use her platform for shallow reasons while she's doing just that. A complete self-absorbed, hypocrite. But honestly, I feel sorry for her. She's been through a lot. Maybe she just wasn't raised right. Alright I'll stop talking shit. I'm done.

" Does Paris Jackson ever eat?"

by carebearcares#7 November 29, 2023

parismony

Dirty or tattered money

The cashier told the man he could not pay with parismony

by The amazing banoonoo November 30, 2023