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Better Party Syndrome

More commonly known as BPS. This is a condition common in teens and college age persons in which one is perpetually unsatisfied by a given party, get-together, hoedown, blowout, rage, and/or shindig regardless of the actual quality of said event. This results in an inexplicable and insatiable desire to search for a superior party, thereby insulting the hosts and annoying all of their friends.
Sally and all of her friends are at a swinging high school get-together. Everyone is enjoying themselves; everyone that is... except for Sally.

Sally: Hey, so what's Billy up to tonight?
Friend X: Billy? I dunno. (while taking a shot)
<one minute later>
Sally: I just texted him! He says he's having people over. We should go!
Friend X: Why?
Sally: I don't know. I'm bored. Let's check it out. (looking nonchalant)
Friend X: Ugh. Fine. (turning to Friend Y) We're going to Billy's.
Friend Y: Looks like another night ruined by BPS (Better Party Syndrome).
by I Am The Party March 5, 2009
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Post-Party Depression

The feeling you have after a big party you had been anticipating is over.
On sunday, I was experiencing post-party depression. After planning the big celebration for a month, I was sad when it was over.
by emily mitchell-marell December 30, 2007
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Park jimin

Park jimin is the god and demon that can kill you any day he would like to. I mean uhhh he’s 22 years old “mochie” is his nickname. He is a living meme. If you don’t like him I don’t wanna talk to you . How can you not like him is the real question
Park jimin is mine now back the hell off!BEFORE I SNATCH YOUR WIG!!!
by Btsismine July 17, 2018
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parkseidon

The god of parking lot.
He decides for your cars parking spot,if you can't find a spot,it's better you start to believe him..
-Where the hell are you Casey?!!
-i guess Parkseidon is ignoring me dude,i couldn't find a hole for parking,that's why i am late
by hakan ustis September 7, 2007
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Car Park Stalker

This is the person who, usually on Saturdays, or on post-Christmas sales days or both if you are really really unlucky, drives around and around for hours trying to second guess and spot from a distance, someone who has finished shopping and is going to leave. It can also happen on really cold rainy days where, although there are spaces within yards of the entrance, everyone wants to park as close as possible so as not to experience the unpleasantness of the climate.

This can be very annoying if you are merely dropping off cumbersome bags in order to resume retail therapy/madness without having to carry the stuff around. By the time you get to your car, you realise creepily that someone has been watching you for at least 10 minutes, maybe longer if the stalker has telescopic equipment, and they are already there, watching with squinty eyes and the signal light blinking to warn others that the car parking space belongs to them and to let you know in a non-verbal way, that you had better get the hell out quickly!

This is particularly annoying if you are starving, have picked up something to eat, and just want a few minutes peace and quiet to nosh in the privacy of your own little space. You feel obligated but annoyed to see someone waiting. You either pretend not to see them, or signal that you have food, signal that you aren't actually leaving if that's the case, or if you're really a pushover, just leave even if you didn't want to.

Also known as a Parking Lot Stalker.

Most people have sat on both sides of the fence in this situation so most of the time both parties handle it in a civilised way.
Get ready for a confrontation - there's at least 3 irate Car Park Stalkers waiting for our space. If we're lucky, they will just fight amongst themselves without us having to get involved - give us a chance to eat our Big Macs before they get cold and be entertained at the same time!
by Missy M September 20, 2005
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Diarrhea Party

A gathering of several people who have all eaten a fair amount of bowel disturbing food and then proceed to diarrhea all over the gathering place and then engage in party like activities using the diarrhea.
dude we had the sweetest diarrhea party yesterday.
by Spamcer February 2, 2010
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Mundy Park

A place where all of the Dr. Charles Best Secondary students come in harmony to get high, or in hopes of jumping people. But better yet in the hopefull spirit of selling that " Ghanja " or that " Good Kush and Alcohol " this is also where the grade 9s of 2013 go to "fight" eachother and blaze because 98% of them are fucking idiots. Except Edward, that kids cool.
Guy 1; " Hey, wanna go to Mundy Park during 3rd period? "

Guy 2; " No the grade 9s are there during 3rd period. "

Guy 3; " There was probably another 6 on 1 fight. "

Guy 4; " TOOOOOOOOO CABEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! "
by BestKids October 11, 2013
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