Tortilla Pants

A slang substitute that can stand for anything, anywhere, at any time.
Man! Look at that tortilla pants over there!
I wasn't sure what they were doing, but I think it had to do with those tortilla pants.
I wouldn't go near her unless she had some tortilla pants on!
That was a hell of a night, there were so many tortilla pants I can even remember!
by Tortilla Pants May 01, 2008
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Easy-pants

A girl who's a backstabber and a rather bad friend who steals their best mates guys. Has hands down the pants of most guys - is an easy slut - giving her the name "easy-pants" - please use.. it's a good term
Girl 1 - "OMG what's that girl doing with her hands down my boyfriends pants"
Girl 2 - "I don't know, she's just an easy-pants"
Girl 1 - "haha too right"
by Jelly_baby December 11, 2007
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pants puncher

The equivalence to a homo- sexual man, (faggot, fag, fudgepacker,cock-rocker etc). Originated in the late 1970's, early 80's New York City. Gay men were spotted jerking each other off, and if seen from a distance, or from behind the recipient, it appears as though the jerker is "punching his pants," hence pants puncher.
"While driving by the YMCA, I saw a man on his knees, punching another man in the crotch repeatedly. I soon realized that I was mistaken, for the recipient of the punches was not wincing in pain, and as I drove closer I could see that the "pants puncher" was actually jerking off the standing man."
by Robert McMahon April 10, 2007
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Banana Pants

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.
Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.
by Stevie Y January 08, 2005
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pants party

An event that brings together a collection of exceptional, sextastic individuals dedicated to make one night...one of the most awkward and amazing nights in the history of mankind and THE UNIVERSE!
The Pants Party (especially 2 and 4) were quite possibly the best ever.
by Chazz Rockwell December 11, 2006
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You're such a pants

Slang phrase meaning endearment and affection.
You ordered my favorite takeout and got my favorite movie! You're such a pants!!!!
by boston3party July 23, 2009
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chuggle pants

After a man ejaculates on himself (ie. masturbating while laying down and ejaculates on his stomach), instead of cleaning up, he pulls up his pants and continues with the day.
"Please don't tell me that you've got chuggle pants right now?!"

"Why don't you want to mess around?" "Because I've got chuggle pants."
by eBOOMER August 23, 2009
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