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by Chair4p May 5, 2022
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Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees
Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table
by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022
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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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Table leg move

To perform stick your leg into your partners ass and wiggle leg
I gave my girlfriend the table leg move and we had to rush to the er at 1 in the morning
by Krig6user December 31, 2021
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Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.
by SporkedOn January 4, 2022
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the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022
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Table

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken
by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 20, 2022
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