basketball shorts boner

Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.
Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”
by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021
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short cop syndrone

A psychological disorder common in police officers 5'6" and under. Do to self-esteem issues stemming from their reduced stature, they compensate by exerting an amount of angst non-proportional to the violation incurred by the offender.
Guy: What's the problem officer?
Short cop: What's the problem!?! You were going 57 in a 55 zone!!! (gets all red in the face) And keep your hands on the wheel where i can see them!!!
Guy(thinking): God what a case of short cop syndrone
by Capt. Salisbury January 21, 2010
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short count

A term used to describe a small amount of product that is expexted to be larger. Usually referring to street drugs such as heroin, crack, crystal meth, etc
Man I just got three caps of boy from the dope man. Every one was half full. I think he's hitting them because I'm always getting a short count when he's serving.
by FairladyZ February 05, 2015
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a snag short of a barbie

to have kangaroos in the top paddock; to be a stubbie short of six pack; not the full quid; a nutter or person who is not of the usual intellect
that drongo Bush is a few snags short of a barbie
by aussie bob March 07, 2005
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devil in the blue shorts

Bart Simpson. Used by some lady that thought he was just an urban legend
If she's danced with the devil in the blue shorts and lived, we have ourselves a nominee!
by Adrian January 17, 2006
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skettle-sket for short

some one whose a hoe whore whatever u want to call it
by ryan February 05, 2003
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Short I E

A short I E is term used to describe a hot sexy girl. with a great amazing body.

famous for being used by T- Pain
(girl walks by)
ERIC: SHORT I E
JESSE: AWH YEAHH DOEEEE
by 69awesomes March 23, 2009
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