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Nicky Noodle Monster 

A mysterious monster who is unable to become erect so his noodle-like penis flaps around as he prays on bitties.
The cops found the wanted Nicky Noodle Monster at the elementary ballet recital.
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Brahmin Noodles

Food for thought, in a literal sense. It is food whose purpose is to fuel a late night study session or any other situation in which the brain is actually to be utilized.

Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.
I've got to write this fucking term paper by tomorrow. Go down to the T-bell and get me some goddamned Brahmin noodles, yeah?

Ironically:

Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.
Brahmin Noodles by SirPuddin September 15, 2009
some one who is tall blond skinny and lanky. usually reminds of a penne or angel hair type of pasta. Feminine noodles are called bow tie pasta. Examples of noodles: Bo burnham, draco malfoy
did you see that tall guy in first period?
yeah the noodle.
i want to boil, eat and cover him with butter and cheese...
Noodle by a.j&l.e March 19, 2011
When to take a more revealing #Selfie and show everyone your Noodies.
After several bathroom selfies, Jay decided to take some noodies of himself to impress the potential interests.
Noodies by Long Johns September 10, 2016

noodlefreed 

Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions;
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom
Bill was noodlefreed when he used a piece of spagetti to unlock the exit door of the pasta factory.
noodlefreed by jacob December 21, 2004

noodleshoes 

Noodleshoes is often used as a term for some one who has retarded whale feet.

bob: Hey, watch me dance *falls over*
simon: LOL NOODLESHOES
noodleshoes by lolecat April 26, 2008