colins mom

Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.

Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

by milfhunter6969 December 13, 2013

mom jabbar

Ability of a mother to discern the truth in any situation, especially those you'd rather she didn't.

Did your mom find out about X? Yeah, she used the mom jabbar on me.

by arcanamundi July 5, 2007

Mom's anger

Mom's anger is when you did something offensive or unimaginable in your moms eyes and she's pissed to the point where she's ready to explode. It usually starts with her staring at you like your a dumb fuck and can't believe you came out of her. Then she starts raising her voice to the point that the whole neighborhood is getting curious at what the hell is happening. She starts off the argument about you and your "bad decisions" and brings the conversation back to her and talks about how she does everything for you and the family. She might even bring in your siblings or father for the argument but most of the time they are smart enough and run away from the mom bomb. She never let's you speak a word but request answers to her questions that your so confused about and I don't know what to say. This brings in more anger. Stay away from this type if anger because it causes serious problems. Warning advised!

Kendall: Hey, did you see Emma's mom?
Lilly: Oh yeah, she had mom's anger for sure!

by Squidney8u November 12, 2021

get mommed

To get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.

Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.

Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

by BigMikeInAustin December 29, 2009

The Mom Network

Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.

Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?

Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.

Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.

by Jackooo! May 26, 2008

Stroller Mom

A middle age woman with her children in a stroller in any public space.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.

"I can't walk two steps without running into someone."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."

by Thatgrlkali July 28, 2016

Mom-Esteem

respect for, or a favorable impression of, the choices one makes as a mom

When that mom at the playground told me that she makes every meal from scratch and only uses only organic food, my mom-esteem really tanked for the day.

by Practical Parenting March 6, 2011