"why are there no wet marks on the bed and why didnt your parents hear us!?"
"I'm a ninja..."
"*gasp* i had ninja sex?!"
"I'm a ninja..."
"*gasp* i had ninja sex?!"
by YoungYulia September 15, 2006
Get the Ninja Sexmug. An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.
by olli 2nd September 9, 2006
Get the ninja jesusmug. To arrive at the point of no return without giving your partner any idea that you are about to evict ones population paste all over her face/chest/eyes...
Nat: tug tug tug tug, sucky sucky sucky sucky, tug tug tug tug...
Me: Sploooge...
Nat: Oh, i see you ninja spunked me again...
Me: Opps, sorry sweetcheeks.
Me: Sploooge...
Nat: Oh, i see you ninja spunked me again...
Me: Opps, sorry sweetcheeks.
by Naughty Nigel May 15, 2011
Get the Ninja Spunkmug. A person that has ninjitsu like skills that can do freaky things with Wordpress. Nothing is too hard. This ninja can pwn with Wordpress and rule the bloggersphere.
Blogging is great but a Ninja can make a blog look like a 5 star hotel and call you by your mama's name!
This ninja is not the normal blogger, they can make you snap your neck with their l33t skills. You will never see this guy or chic, she hides in the posts and strikes in the forums.
Its all in an effort to make a blog look......well...not like a blog!
Blogging is great but a Ninja can make a blog look like a 5 star hotel and call you by your mama's name!
This ninja is not the normal blogger, they can make you snap your neck with their l33t skills. You will never see this guy or chic, she hides in the posts and strikes in the forums.
Its all in an effort to make a blog look......well...not like a blog!
I need to hire a Wordpress Ninja to create a kick ass social business website! Oh Sh*t, I killed my CSS style sheet.....call the f'n Wordpress Ninja!
by The Wordpress Ninja November 19, 2011
Get the Wordpress Ninjamug. one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.
by 907jones January 12, 2009
Get the Keyboard Ninjamug. Whilst having your ass licked, sneakily push out a turtles head and quickly retract again. Causing surprise & delight.
She was giving me anal pleasure when a Ninja turtle appeared and disappered. she asked, what the f**ck was that. I said I did'nt know.
by Domotello May 17, 2007
Get the Ninja turtlemug. A sexual act where the Male, (henceforth referred to as the "ninja") surprises his unsuspecting mate in a stealthy manner. This tricky maneuver must be performed whilst penetrating doggy style. The ninja pulls out and simultaneously spits on the females back to mimic the ejaculation process. As the unsuspecting female turns around to proposition a cuddle session, the ninja must judo chop her in the jugular in a violent manner, strong enough to knock his counterpart out. Once the female is rendered unconscious, the ninja must release his ninja-like load into her hair. He must then sneak away quickly enough so that the girl awakens with an unfamiliar crispy substance in her hair, and an extremely stiff neck.
Luke: Ron totally crispy ninja-ed that broad from the bar last.
Nester: Who was that girl again?
Luke: You know, that Hannah girl.
Nester: She got what she deserved.
Nester: Who was that girl again?
Luke: You know, that Hannah girl.
Nester: She got what she deserved.
by Sasha Leo January 18, 2010
Get the Crispy Ninjamug.