Morty

A another nickname for your friend "Amar"

"shut up morty"

by therealkreg August 23, 2022

Mortatch

To succeed in everything you undertake in the most badass, coolest way possible.

"Did you see how Simon absolutely went mortatch on his dunk last game ?"
"I haven't studied for my test but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna mortatch it anyway"

by Lord Long Shlong August 26, 2022

Mortifurem

a person who cant pass uta hr
a person who has been hardstuck 20k for like a year now

mortifurem raped me please help

by Youtube.com/c/Radars September 17, 2022

Mortein

A bug repellant designed to kill off all the pesky spiders and silverfish etc.

"More Smart More Safe Mortein"

by KILLERDOG7 October 7, 2022

Mortgage Broker

a licensed individual that collects information from a buyer in order to determine what loan program best fits their specific scenario. Then they shop for the best rate options for the buyer in order to get them the best loan terms. Unlike banks we can shop with multiple investors and offer options not typically available at traditional banks. (example: Bank statement loans, Investor Cash Flow loans, and more)

By using a Mortgage Broker I was able to get a better interest rate and save thousands on my mortgage loan.

by Mortgage Whisperer October 25, 2022

Mortardom

Getting hurt for believing in installing perfect tile grout.

Dude, he bled out fixing his tiling! Let his mortardom be an example of how he took his grout replacement so seriously!

by JohnnyW December 27, 2022

Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.

Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye

by Unclegripper December 27, 2022