Mitter

A slang term used in gay brothels throughout San Fransisco in the early 1980's. A combination of the word man and switch-hitter. It is a maneuver that is used for an initiation or rite of passage into the homosexual community. When a man places his middle finger into his partner's anus and wiggles it back and forth while manually stimulating the penis. When completion is near, the index and ring finger are thrust in and out of the anus. When completion has begun, the index and ring finger are pulled out while the middle finger is fully extended. Both partners then yell "Mitter!" and high five each other.

Example 1: You know he did the Mitter last night. He is now one of us

by TheTravelingBroker October 22, 2018

ten minutes 'til ten

Generally refers to hair length; a woman with very short hair.

That bitch's hair was as short as ten minutes 'til ten.

by Hoobaju October 8, 2003

slip it in the mitten

a difficult pool shot in which someone slips the ball through a tight opening in order to make a shot.

see that six? i'm gonna slip it in the mitten...

by omen8 productions January 5, 2007

The 15 minute diet

To take a dump, thus dropping weight. Could also be "The 20 minute Diet" or in extreme cases "The 40 minute diet".

The Only diet plan that can guarantee you'll lose 1-3 pounds in 15 minutes while sitting and reading.

See you guys in about 15 minutes, I'm going on the 15 minute diet plan.

by Brock Berry November 1, 2007

minute rice

An asian man who ejaculates too quickly.

"Sex with thatAsian man was over in 20 seconds. He's Minute Rice!"

by Father Roocifer November 20, 2004

Catchers mitt

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.

I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.

by Lead party chief October 9, 2009

new york minute

A very small amount of time, based on the implication that as New York, NY is the city that never sleeps, time moves more rapidly within its city limits.

He consumed the sirloin steak like a rat on a Cheeto in a New York minute.

by The Rabid Definer December 18, 2003