Meat Coma

Once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. On the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said," zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz." in a half a sleep voice. Then is wife said,"where?" he replied," zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa." in a half a sleep voice. So we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three XL soft serves, even though I said I only wanted a small.

Sorry guys I was in a meat coma.

by farteroopssharter November 20, 2014

barf meat

(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.

See also blowing lunch.

"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"

"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."

"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"

"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."

by Rob Porter October 23, 2007

meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper

HELP ME! I got a meat fly!

by willie989 January 27, 2010

Feet Meat

The top of a fatty foot

Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!

by frankfurter8675309 October 11, 2016

meat monger

A place or person where an animal is butchered, disassembled and sometimes packaged.

A meat monger is a type of butcher

by Vermiel November 3, 2013

gay meat

1. A guy who walks into a gay bar or hook-up establishment for the first time, who is instantly sized up by the drunken crowd, as to his sexual potential.
2. Also, a trick, conquest, or one-night stand.

Saturday night in LA is famous for the continual parade of awkward gay meat from out-of-town into the clubs on Santa Monica Boulevard.

by electriccardealer101 September 7, 2013

meat cap

A latenight snack such as a hamburger, hot dog, or other such product that takes the place or supplements a round of drinks.

Hey Dude, it's been a big night, wanna come over at 2am for a meat cap? I'll fire up the grill.

by Glen Schreitmueller August 26, 2007