a special type of hot dog that has a considerable amount of girth and/or is considerably longer when compared to an ordinary hot dog. The differentiation between a meat shaft and a bratwurst is the quality and selection of meat included in the food, where a bratwurst is, on the whole, of a higher quality of ingredients than a regular hot dog or meat shaft.
"Wow, this hot dog is so thick that I think it could be considered a meat shaft!"
"I've moved on from hot dogs to meat shafts to give myself a more pleasurable experience."
"Have you done this before?" "Yea, I've practice with several meat shafts in the past, so I don't have a gag reflex anymore."
"Dang, a few inches longer, and I could call this hot dog a meat shaft."
"I've moved on from hot dogs to meat shafts to give myself a more pleasurable experience."
"Have you done this before?" "Yea, I've practice with several meat shafts in the past, so I don't have a gag reflex anymore."
"Dang, a few inches longer, and I could call this hot dog a meat shaft."
by DKH February 26, 2014
by frankfurter8675309 October 11, 2016
To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.
Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?
Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.
Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.
by TheMeatBleeder September 07, 2009
(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.
See also blowing lunch.
See also blowing lunch.
"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
by Rob Porter October 08, 2007
by willie989 January 27, 2010
Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.
Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.
Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"
by Phucker January 23, 2007
One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.
Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.
by Bpadizzly February 07, 2013