Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

Meat Coma

Once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. On the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said," zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz." in a half a sleep voice. Then is wife said,"where?" he replied," zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa." in a half a sleep voice. So we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three XL soft serves, even though I said I only wanted a small.

Sorry guys I was in a meat coma.

by farteroopssharter November 20, 2014

barf meat

(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.

See also blowing lunch.

"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"

"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."

"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"

"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."

by Rob Porter October 23, 2007

Meat Patch

Conjested area of meaty erections.

Katie: You coming?

Nicole: im not going in, its a meat patch in there.

by Jigglypuff10 December 28, 2008

gay meat

1. A guy who walks into a gay bar or hook-up establishment for the first time, who is instantly sized up by the drunken crowd, as to his sexual potential.
2. Also, a trick, conquest, or one-night stand.

Saturday night in LA is famous for the continual parade of awkward gay meat from out-of-town into the clubs on Santa Monica Boulevard.

by electriccardealer101 September 7, 2013

meat shaft

a special type of hot dog that has a considerable amount of girth and/or is considerably longer when compared to an ordinary hot dog. The differentiation between a meat shaft and a bratwurst is the quality and selection of meat included in the food, where a bratwurst is, on the whole, of a higher quality of ingredients than a regular hot dog or meat shaft.

"Wow, this hot dog is so thick that I think it could be considered a meat shaft!"
"I've moved on from hot dogs to meat shafts to give myself a more pleasurable experience."
"Have you done this before?" "Yea, I've practice with several meat shafts in the past, so I don't have a gag reflex anymore."
"Dang, a few inches longer, and I could call this hot dog a meat shaft."

by DKH March 5, 2014

meat maggot

Something that exists only in the mind of Wades.

CONNOR: when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. Meat maggots...makes sense to me, because I'm a Wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*

by Caitlin Perry December 9, 2008