maphy

Slang for hermaphrodite.
One with both male and female reproductive organs.

Dude that chick with the beard is probably a maphy.

by Kevin Bocek October 25, 2007

march 21

people who was born this date is very sexy and are really smart, and if your name is stella your the most beutiful person on earth

sofia: yo guys its stellas birthday today
alice: isnt she really pretty
sofia: yea and thats why she is born march 21

by perioddtqueen December 4, 2020

new hartford marching band

A band that exemplifies pure connection amongst its members. This band holds so many pep talks that it's almost impossible to NOT be motivated to win.

The New Hartford Marching Band was calm and collected even when they were beaten by another band at dome because they knew that they had worked their hardest.

by singingintheraintonight November 22, 2011

march 9th

March 9th is a national holiday. It's when the impossible is possible it's JOGLD

what'd you do on march 9th
fucked with jo

by sdgsdgcghnh March 13, 2009

March Fools

The act of celebrating April Fools Day on the first of March.

Alice, your hair looks beautiful today. MARCH FOOLS!

by iandrumdude March 15, 2011

Marching Band

1. Band geeks have the most fun!
2. meet the most amazing people
3. plays the most amazing music
4. amazingly awesome band camp in the summer!
5. we are such a huge family!
6. we have the most fun in the entire school!
7. we always look out for eachother
8. letterman jackets that say "marching band" or "drumline" (like mine ;D) on the back are just plain awesome
9. we make those uniforms look sexy!
10. did i mention that we have the most fun out of everybody??
11. the band directors are sometimes very sexy
12. you just might find that one person that you will love forever..... <3

Random Kid: "hey, what are you doing this friday night? wanna go see a movie?"
Me: "you may be sexy...and i would love to go out... but there is a football game, and i have marchin band, which is 10x cooler then you will ever be!!"

Boyfriend: "Hey, you look super sexy!"
Me: "Awww, thanks! i guess this marching band uniform really brings out the color in myeyes!"

by PERCUSSIONGEEK! February 14, 2012

March 27

March 27 is national nut tap day where you and your friends walk around school playing the nut tap game. Girls are not allowed because of an unfair advantage.

If you don’t know what the nut tap game is look it up.

*hit friend in the nuts*
Friend: what was that for
You: it’s march 27 national nut tap game day

by Big hungas November 4, 2019