Marius

Marius is a dickhead who will break your heart by friendzone you. Dont be a Marius and lead a person on and then break their heart,

Type1: He broke their heart and friendzoned them
Type2: oh, he is a total Marius

by Aperson990w September 3, 2022

Markus

A man with a very contoversial name
Means "Mr Pussy" in Hebrew

I hate Markus, he's such a Mr. Pussy
Even Nepalese thinks Markus is a very funny name
Also Lior thinks Markus is the funniest name ever

by falfalufalu October 14, 2022

MariusLord

A person who works out his jaw and fingers every day just in case he meets his girlfriend, with whom he talks to 25 hours a day. He also likes to play a lot of Minecraft and Clash Royale. His favorite artist is Death Grips, who is a black guy that just yells in his songs. He spends his free time talking to 12 yo russians. Although he has a girlfriend his lover is Oana.If you squeeze him hard enough he will moan.

MariusLOrd96: I bought you a flower for Mothers Day
Oana: YO MariusLOrd96 Thx

by Miere96 October 20, 2022

Marcossexual

One who is Marcossexual will typically only be sexually attracted to and in love with Marcos. They often find themselves needing to kidnap and hold Marcos captive in their basement as their new pet, never being able to escape.

I am Marcossexual.

by threeminutesandahalf November 16, 2022

Marius

Someone who is too stuck on Minecraft

"you hear about that Marius kid?"
"I heard he spent 18.1h on Far Cry lol"

by pickoearf November 17, 2022

Maccus

A eccentric wild child who is obsessed with muscle mommies.

That Maccus can't get enough of those muscly thighs.

by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023

Markus

Markus is a character made by DevNoob. DevNoob uses Markus in every game he makes. He is a yellow character with a top hat. He's nemesis is Darkus.

Markus is in Funitubers.

by Ruts December 22, 2022