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gay meat

1. A guy who walks into a gay bar or hook-up establishment for the first time, who is instantly sized up by the drunken crowd, as to his sexual potential.
2. Also, a trick, conquest, or one-night stand.
Saturday night in LA is famous for the continual parade of awkward gay meat from out-of-town into the clubs on Santa Monica Boulevard.
by electriccardealer101 September 7, 2013
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meat maggot

Something that exists only in the mind of Wades.
CONNOR: when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. Meat maggots...makes sense to me, because I'm a Wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
by Caitlin Perry December 9, 2008
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meat tulip

Hey lady. I like your meat tulip!
by Princess Butterfly May 6, 2018
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Bleeding the meat

To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.
Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?

Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.
by TheMeatBleeder September 7, 2009
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Meat Patch

Conjested area of meaty erections.
Katie: You coming?

Nicole: im not going in, its a meat patch in there.
by Jigglypuff10 December 28, 2008
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Feet Meat

Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!
by frankfurter8675309 October 11, 2016
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meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper
HELP ME! I got a meat fly!
by willie989 January 27, 2010
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