Vyatka's law 

If a song on YouTube become related to TNO (a famous HOI4 mod), the comment section will soon be invaded by the TNO fandom (especially if it's about a Russian reunification theme).

Typical comments under "cadets of the nikolaev school" :

Comment A : "Based vyatka"

Comment B : "Vladimir III moment !!"

Comment C : "vyatka's law : (definition)"

Vyatka's law by Konan.M November 20, 2021

Tiffany's Law 

No matter how socially outcasted a person is, they will attempt to demonstrate their superiority over other social outcasts

All freaks have a deep psychological need to feel superior to a different type of freak.
--ContraPoints definition of Tiffany's Law

Tiffany's Law by in your walls rn February 27, 2022

Rush's Law 

It's always the lowest rank that complains

Stop complaining, classic Rush's Law you n00b

Rush's Law by Kainsley March 2, 2022

Polly's Law 

Any time you are debating on the internet or offline, someone will inevitably bring up trans people as a talking point.

Similar to Godwin's law, which is a rule of internet discourse re: Hitler. Polly's law is an example of a logical fallacy.

Inspired by twitch streamer PollyPeople.

"Yeah, well okay, you're wrong because you support men using the women's bathroom!"
"Stop invoking Polly's Law. Geez."

Polly's Law by princessplug June 7, 2022

Freddie’s Law 

The rule in which “Bullying is fine as long as it’s funny.” Primary used to justify cyberbullying or making fun of someone

“I knoe he can’t control it, but Freddie’s Law means we can

Freddie’s Law by Timothy trim November 26, 2022

Richardson-Pirrin Law 

The state of a joke at which it becomes so objectively unfunny, as its comicality diminishes to a negative state, that it reaches critical unfunniness and therefore enters a state of appreciation in humor that its relative laughability levels and social relevance begin to rise, making it ludicrously hysterical once again - thus corresponding to Newton’s 3rd Law, in which there is an equal and opposite erection.

This process is bound to repeat indefinitely, representing the repetition in our daily struggle known as life, so proportionally small that it is comparable to the size of your dick.

The rate at which a joke follows this process is directly correlative to your mom’s dick size.

Person A: “Your mom is so fat , when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.”
Person B: “Dude, that’s not even funny.”
Person A: *puts on fancy monocle* “Well, according to the Richardson-Pirrin Law, it has high laughability.”

Richardson-Pirrin Law by Shitsies February 22, 2023

Jacob's Law 

The scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. Inferring that no matter how well things are going, something stupid is bound to happen.

Perry: "Jacob is doing really well so far..."

Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."

Jacob's Law by LazySour February 3, 2008