Jhonie

Best person you'll ever meet if you keep them with you trust me, you will not regret it. If you're one of the unlucky ones loosing them will be one of your biggest regrets. They always hella pretty and its natural beauty makeup or not still super pretty. Has good taste in EVERYTHING

Guy: Hey did you see jhonie today?
Guy friend: yea I did! She looks so pretty today!
Guy: yea she always does

by Thegoodfrogz March 4, 2022

John Barilalo

John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.

"John Barilalo, is a fat greasy scrotum."
- Friendly Jordies-

by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022

john thin

cooks, cleans and plays mc raft. pretty womanly and kinda thin

John Thin stop being THIN

by boiled4 March 4, 2023

John Marshall Fundamental High School

A school in Pasadena, CA that has many hot hispanic girls. This school also has many emos and wannabe gangsters.

John Marshall Fundamental High School has many false claimers.

by Guccibeltnigga782 September 2, 2023

John Chan

Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.

John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.

by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023

John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by anonymous September 24, 2023

dingle-john

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.

Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.

by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008