Jesse

Jesse was a beautiful person who has a weird obsession to Breaking Bad and cooking meth.
While we talk about Jesse, He can bring on a strange but sexually arousing aurora around him at all times, even though, he gets no bitches/

"Jesse, we need to cook, we need to cook the meth"

by Enzo Cusamano June 15, 2022

Jess

jess is just a lil dude.

an adult lil boy.

never blonde. jess watched Scott pilgrim too much.

is jess blonde? na

by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023

Jesse

Shit for brains.

Don't pull a Jesse, he who has shit for brains.

by dianaprince6 June 12, 2020

Jesse’s Privilege

is the ability and right of a person to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter

That Cunk seems to have Jesse’s privilege. They can say and do whatever without any repercussions.

by Pretzmane June 13, 2024

Jess

Jess is a girl with soft dark hair and glowing smiles. Someone you hold onto and run for when you cry. The bestfriend you'd follow blindly into rays of moon or sun light. You treasure every video and or photo you have of Jess, they've always been just so photogenetic. And no matter what Jess never failed to make you smile, and to turn the earth for you.

"I'm upset, I didn't get to hang out with Jess today."
"Sorry, I'm hanging out with Jess."

by mood rings November 13, 2022

Jesse

Flu-like symptoms.

A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.

The person who always makes everybody sick.

"I saw Jesse and now I have flu-like symptoms"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"

by Dinomus.Prime April 12, 2022

Jesse

Jesse, a proper noun, meaning, “God exists”. Jesse is usually a Capricorn which by default are the hardest workers of the zodiac sign. They are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. Jesse is born shrewd. Don’t cross a Jesse. You will never win favor with them again.

Jesse walks on water.

by The mad hatter November 23, 2021