Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.

Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.

by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010

Jersey Stoplight

Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.

Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.

Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.

by Gandalf the Giant March 1, 2011

Jersey Lifter

A homosexual

My God! Neil Anderson is such a jersey lifter!!

by shirtman1 August 5, 2011

Jersey Drifter

A person from New Jersey who has sex with almost everyone in New Jersey and all of its visitors.

Davi - Angelina is definitely a Jersey Drifter.

Gus - I think we're the only ones we havent slept with

by Fap Jacks March 9, 2012

Jerseyshoreified

Taking a well established franchise and adding something to it that makes it alot more annoying and alot more douchey.

Gamer 1: Hey have you played the new Modern Warefare yet?
Gamer 2: No, it was cool in the beginning but something Jerseyshoreified it. So now it just kinda seems douchey.

by Angryjoearmysoldier June 7, 2012

jersey nose

Rampant pollutants/filth/mold/other allergens in the air in New Jersey cause residents (and visitors of more than a year) to have constant allergies all year.

Oh you're sick in September? Bet it's just that Jersey Nose!

by purplemurple September 20, 2013

Jersey Fuck

A sex move in which a male cums onto a female's hair, and said female uses the semen as gel to style her hair like Snookie.

"I was begging him to Jersey Fuck me"

by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013